What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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