very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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