The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't turn off my feet"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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