glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm jealous of your bromance
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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