I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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