I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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