i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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