that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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