We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
