So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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