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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
is it fun? or sober?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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