I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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