Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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