I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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