I seem to have left my pride at pride
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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