the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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