they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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