Hey man sorry I got all grabby
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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