Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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