Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Randomize
