i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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