overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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