thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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