used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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