I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
