I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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