so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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