"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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