If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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