Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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