I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just blew my weed a kiss
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Randomize
