I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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