Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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