How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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