sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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