Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
