idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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