I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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