Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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