Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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