That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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