He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
My feet surprised me
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Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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