Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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