I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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