Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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