i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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