i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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