good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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