This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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