my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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