no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
wow bdsm is so cute
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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