Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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