IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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