How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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