only if we run a train.
done.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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