____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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