He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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