She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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